Lindsay Lohan Peddles Spray Tanner

Lindsay Lohan will launch a self tanning line named after her favourite numbers – Sevin and Nyne. The perfect gift for your pasty friend who can’t spell properly.

LiLo says of the product: “As much as I love the sun it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.’ Until, that is, she met spray tanner Lorit Simon. ‘She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,’ Lindsay reveals of the partnership. ‘It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.’

That’s not goji berry you’re smelling Lindsay, that’s money. Though this venture should top up the coke fund again I can’t wait to see the next craptastic product Lohan will lend her name to when the money dries up. She sure as shit can’t rely on an acting career anymore.

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