Look, the Scottish are known for their banter, that’s a fact. And it turns out that no matter how successful and famous you are, you still maintain that inherent knack for being absurdly hilarious. Maybe it’s the accent or the fact that no Scot whatsoever seems to simply give a shit, but singer Lewis Capaldi 100% maintains that image and I for one am deeply thankful for it.
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A video recently surfaced of the 22-year-old lad getting all chuffed about hitting #1 in the album charts with his debut record, Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish Extent, and he proceeded to flip off records of bands like The Killers and LCD Soundsystem.
For this week, @LewisCapaldi is king of the Official Albums Chart 👑 As you’d expect, he’s handled the news graciously… https://t.co/TJnTLpi5XK pic.twitter.com/k0ACboDtQG
— Official Charts (@officialcharts) May 24, 2019
Which got me thinking, pretty much everything that Lewis Capaldi posts online is really fucking funny. Does he have a media manager? Who knows! Who even gives a shit at this point! Let the man do whatever he pleases because it’s working.
Now, please join me as I present to you observational evidence as to why Lewis Capaldi is a funny fucker, who should be cherished and protected at all costs.
1. His Guest Shift At Greggs Sandwich Shop
spent the morning working at @GreggsOfficial 🕺🏻 all those school mornings stuffing steak bakes into my face turned out to be worth it 🥟 x #capaldis #greggs pic.twitter.com/9gIxBTpDqL
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) May 25, 2019
That impromptu gig outside where he led everyone to sing “I love Greggs” is inspired and is just cooked enough for you to wonder who let him get into a recording studio.
2. The Sunglasses
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxnXl-rBxVy/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwAUNBPBBdk/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrDJtphwwJ/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuuIm3ahxdX/
4. When He Looked Up His Net-Worth
googling my ‘net worth’ vs looking at my bank account pic.twitter.com/krwOjD8NOp
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) April 24, 2019
‘AV GOT FUCKN NEW YORK WALLPAPER’ 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/eaYItwdsUd
— ScottishPatter (@1ScottishPatter) April 24, 2019
5. Trying To Clear Up Imposters On Tinder
Lewis capaldi tinder story is too much 😂 pic.twitter.com/cLSBpu9Okm
— 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 🏴 (@lewisa95) April 14, 2019
6. Supporting Small Businesses
Heard there were boys selling fake merch outside my gig for the first time so I went and bought some to mark the occasion pic.twitter.com/vMVE00kPUu
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) April 21, 2019
7. Embracing His New-Found Fame With New Clothes
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx3FeXNhEVN/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxIeXgcBFVF/
8. The Moment He Learned He Was #1 In The UK
Lewis Capaldi hitting number 1 in the UK charts is what today was all about pic.twitter.com/ZqJLWkPFy3
— Madeleine (@MadsLPhillips) March 2, 2019
9. When He Went To Hollywood & Had A Toilet Issue
lewis capaldi rants are on fire 🔥 pic.twitter.com/VL7lqbcWCi
— 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 🏴 (@lewisa95) April 2, 2019
10. Dealing With NSFW Noisy Neighbours
lewis capaldi reaction to his neighbours having sex while he is trying to sleep 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/E812wArs4M
— 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 🏴 (@lewisa95) March 29, 2019
11. Getting Mentally Prepared For The Brit Awards
Lewis Capaldi on the Brit awards tonight absolutely pishing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 One of the best people kickin pic.twitter.com/x2ydx3goMx
— Billie Kerr (@BillieKerr_) February 20, 2019
12. His Never-Ending Shit And Also Bum Chat
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2ZqcUBrol/
THAT. CAPTION. SPOOKY PERVY BUM-TOUCHING GHOSTS.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmJOE6rHxtn/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BliaUz9n8Tj/
Even at bloody Splendour In The Grass, eh?
Lewis capaldis insta story’s are fkn hilarious imagine being this fried 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QPJiQ73f6t
— Ria Mitchell (@Riakate14) February 16, 2019
12. Fact-Checking His Own Bio
https://twitter.com/kirstys1221/status/1087472440756838407?s=20
13. His Response To Porno Accounts Following Him On Twitter
oh okay pic.twitter.com/e8alPUD569
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) May 9, 2019
— Lewis Calamari (@LewisCapaldi) May 9, 2019
14. Moments Of Wondering If He’s Fucked It All Up Entirely
me realising my career has peaked before my first album has even come out pic.twitter.com/wbjkpWSLBc
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) April 12, 2019
Person: ‘Are you worried that everyone will hate Hold Me While You Wait and you’ll become nothing more than a one hit wonder who got lucky?’
Me: pic.twitter.com/E1mpYCK6OL
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) May 2, 2019
At the end of the day, Lewis Capaldi truly is an artisté, and should be enshrined in Glasgow‘s town hall or something. Or at least on the mantle at Scottish Banter.
I also wish to be his friend please and also, thank you.
