Christ, where do I even begin here? Porn parody production house, Woodrocket, has decided to make a LEGO porno called The Laygo Movie and it’s just… Fuck, man, I dunno. It’s beyond absurd.

The dialogue is just as insane as the goddamn costumes and I don’t know whether to laugh myself onto the floor or have an existential crisis. What in the sweet fuck is going on here? Please watch the recently released trailer below so I don’t have to suffer alone. Please.

Are you seeing this shit? I feel like I’m slipping into insanity. According to the clip’s YouTube description, the parody stars Gabriella Paltrova as Wildpiehole and Donnie Rock as Rammit. I’ll let you digest that little factoid on your own.

The song you hear there is actually a crude cover of the actual LEGO Movie theme, Everything is Awesome, only with the lyrics, “cover everything in hot cum,” which, uh, is an indication of what you’ll get in the actual flick, I guess.

“Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts…until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick,” a press release for the parody reads. “It is the Penis of Resistance. Now it’s up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!” 

This is too much. How did any of the actors deliver lines like, “she’s built like a brickhouse playset,” or, Dicksburg has become a post-ablockalyptic glandscape,” without breaking down into a pile of hysteria? You absolutely gotta respect their composure. Unreal.

The extended version is available to watch on Pornhub Premium right now if that’s the sort of thing you’re into.

Image: YouTube / Woodrocket