Lana Del Rey Is Officially Dating An Influencer Cop, Which Is Upsettingly A Real Vocation

Lana Del Rey is a goddess, so whoever dates her best not break her heart and ruin her life, or I and her other fans will come for you. Probably not, tbh, I’ll likely just cry about it in solidarity with Lana. But you know. DON’T DO IT.

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Guys, our gal was spotting swanning about NYC’s Central Park this Monday with a salt-and-pepper haired adonis, naturally.

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The internet has cottoned on to who this dude is – 46-year-old Sergeant Sean ‘Sticks’ Larkin. And mates, he’s been tagged as an “influencer cop”.

Credit: A&E

*sings in Lana voice* Sexy influencer cooooop!!!

Now, it’s all 100% official, according to ET. Yup, Lana’s got a boyfriend and he is a sexy man in uniform.

I have this personal theory that when pap photos are really clear, it’s because the people in them wanted to be papped. So this all makes sense that the dude is someone Lana wanted us to know she was dating, and not some “we’ve been on two dates” situation.

So Sticks Larkin (I will only call him Sticks, the stupidest nickname in history) has his own Instagram account if you fancy a perve.

Aside from doing that A&E show, he legit works for Tulsa Police. Day job AND a night job!

I will say he is hundo not my type because he seems to love the gym a lot and also buys “art” like this:

Although he likes dogs…

Hmmm but also likes dirtbiking…

Anyway! I’m not dating the influencer cop, Lana is. And she must be super into him since she’s gone public and all of that. All power to her.

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