The first full trailer for ‘American Horror Story: Hotel‘ has just been released, and it’s so deliciously creepy that repeated viewings are recommended by 0 out of 5 doctors, but just do it anyway.
The new season stars Lady Gaga + six metres of hair as the Countess of Hotel Cortez, who requires a diet of sex and blood to maintain her babe-status (but then again, don’t we all). She’s simultaneously banging her lover of 20 years Donovan (Bomer) and new guy Tristan (Wittrock), who want to settle down to a life of domesticity / fuuuhk until the undead cows come home respectively.
In an interview with Variety, Wittrock said Tristram’s thirst for Gaga knows no bounds. “He’s got an addictive personality. I think he’s hypersexual also. It makes him a prime candidate for the Countess’ charms and he is very willingly seduced and turned by her.”
The trailer, titled ‘Hallways‘, gives us glimpses of the entire new and returning all-cast: Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Matt Bomer, Angela Bassett, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Wes Bently, Chloë Sevigny, Finn Wittrock, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson and Max Greenfield.
It also features nightmare-inducing children that, in four seconds of screen time, have already put every other scary-child-in-a-horror-movie to shame.
Step aside, Shining twins:
‘American Horror Story: Hotel’ will be airing on FX.
