Listen up, lesser beings – Kylie Jenner is going to turn 18 soon, is going to have a blow-out bash, and is going to get paid $100,000 for the privilege. Here is your face right now:
(Artist’s impression).
Kylie is too young to drink in the United States, where the legal age is 21, but she’s never been one to let a trifling thing like that stop her, so she’ll be throwing the party in Canada, where the legal age is a far more reasonable 18.
The blowout will be held at Beachclub Montreal, which is a “party island”, aka the classiest of all the islands. The joint comes decked out with “a pool, A-list DJs and its own beach.”
Tickets are now selling for between $40 and $150, and it is believed that club owner Oliver Primeau plans to have Kylie flown in via helicopter, “where she’ll land on a luxury boat that will dock next to a table flooded in bottles of champagne.”
The party is to be held on August 16, six days after Kylie’s actual birthday. To make up for this, an the fact that she’s technically hosting the event, she will be paid a fee of $100,000 to attend.
Savings had to be found somewhere, so the cake will only cost $3000.
Kylie is currently shilling butt-plumping lotion in Instagram, because of course she is:
via Daily Mail
Photo: Bauer-Griffin via Getty Images
Photo: Bauer-Griffin via Getty Images
