Kylie Jenner is officially an all-round beauty mogul – the launch of her new brand, Kylie Skin, proves it. She’s now got a full makeup brand AND skincare brand under her belt, and she’s like two years old. In unrelated news, I am crying into my Mi Goreng lunch.
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Of course, Kylie wasn’t going to launch the second drop of Kylie Skin, all body related, with like, a few shitty e-cards sent to some mates. Nope – she bloody covered a private jet in the logo and whisked a select few friends off for a vacay in Turks & Caicos. As you do.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz4SOG5HmLi/
In attendance was replacement bestie (TBF she’s been around for ages tho) Anastasia Karanikolaou aka Stassie, Scott Disick‘s on/off bb Sofia Richie, that makeup artist Ariel and bebe Stormi. I don’t know who anyone else is because while I really enjoy Kardashian goss, I don’t care enough to care about the side pieces in this empire. Let’s just say they all look extremely loaded and extremely Instagram-famous.
The group flew to Turks & Caicos, a very lush tropical paradise. It’s very rude Kylie did not invite me, Senior Style Editor at Pedestrian. As if I’m not influential. I have at least…. well maybe one person who is verified on Instagram who follows me. Actually I haven’t checked in a while, let’s not put money on that.
Once in paradise it was business as usual – by which I mean barely promoting product and just posting bulk thirst traps.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6JzvZHOSR/
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I refuse to believe Amber Whatsherface is tan and glowy c/o Kylie Skin, and not c/o some bulk faux tanning in LA prior to arrival. Come on, girl. Give us something we can work with on the believability scale.
Now HERE is a fucking mood and a half.
I wish all the spon con was just Ariel flouncing in the ocean in a high-cut bikini, tbqh.
But honestly I mean I have NFI what Kylie Skin is/does after this trip – but I guess the point isn’t to tell us, it’s just to make everyone follow it on the gram? That’s worked, then.
Also – extreme cuteness here.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6nltoHIjP/
BLESS.
