Kylie Jenner Lives In A $36M Mansion And This Is What Her Fucking Shower Looks Like?

Kylie Jenner Lives In A $36M Mansion And This Is What Her Fucking Shower Looks Like?


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Sure, Kylie Jenner lost out on being the youngest self-made billionaire, but your girl still has a fair amount of coin, so you’d think that her $36 million mansion would be equipped with the best furniture and fittings that money can buy.

But nup, not according to her recent post showing off her shower as it looks like the water pressure is frighteningly low.

During an Instagram tour of her home, she posted footage of one of the bathrooms and its luxurious showers. The pink marble shower looked absolutely gorgeous but I fucking CAN’T with the water pressure.

It reminds me of that Seinfeld ep where they install low-flow showers in Jerry and Kramer’s building and they’re forced to buy circus-level showerheads in order to up the pressure, resulting in this iconic scene:

Fans have taken to Twitter to point out the irony of Kylie living in a huge fuck-off mansion and having the world’s worst water:

Kylie Jenner purchased the lush mansion last year and showed it off to fans in a series of vids where she and bestie Stassi recreate some iconic KUWTK moments.

TMZ reports that the house was originally listed at $45 million, but Kylie appears to have talked them down to a more reasonable price.

Property website Zillow describes the Holmby Hills house as an “exceptionally built and designed single story style modern compound”, which “offers the ultimate in elegance, style and technology and features many additional unique and important amenities.”

The property has seven bedrooms and fourteen bathrooms, with two self-contained guest suites. Other amenities include:

“A dedicated guard house with a full bath and kitchen, a chef’s kitchen, an outdoor projection screen, home theater, bars and game rooms, gym and a championship level lit sports court with pickle ball/basketball.”

Head here for more pics of Kylie’s Kastle via Architectural Digest.