Kylie Jenner Hid Her Belly In Every Single One Of These Calvin Klein Shots

A pregnant Kylie Jenner – and yep, at this point, we’re saying fuck it and calling her pregnant – has posed for her family’s joint Calvin Klein campaign with her belly suspiciously covered.

That’s her at the back, wrapped up in the blanket the rest of them are lying on.

Here she is again, belly covered. Kim, Khloé, Kourtney and Kendall all appear in the campaign at some point with their stomachs exposed, but not Kylie.

Kylie is basically a snug lil’ caterpillar, just chilling smugly at the back.

And here she is again – this time towards the front – but hiding her damn belly.

JUST GO AHEAD AND HOLD A TOWEL OVER YOU LIKE WE DON’T KNOW YOU HAVE TRAVIS SCOTT‘S DNA GROWING INTO A HUMAN OVER THERE.

And again, hiding behind… Khloé? Wow that doesn’t look like her one bit.

There’s a few options here:

  1. She’s pregnant, and doesn’t want us to know it yet.
  2. She’s pregnant, and Kris Jenner doesn’t want us to know it yet.
  3. She’s pregnant, and wasn’t really feeling her belly that day
  4. She’s pregnant, and knows that the ‘is she / isn’t she’ debate will ensure media coverage for this campaign (and here we all are).
  5. She’s pregnant, and just loves to fuck with us.
  6. She’s not pregnant, AND IS JUST FUCKING WITH US FOR REASONS KNOWN ONLY TO HERSELF.
  7. She was cold.

Of course, if she was Kim Kardashian’s surrogate – which we’ve broken down here – then these pics would have been taken when she was still pregnant. (And even if they were taken, like, yesterday, a pregnant belly does not disappear when the baby does.)

At this point, Kylie Jenner better be pregnant or about to reveal some other huge, life-changing news, because otherwise I’m going to be even madder than I am right now. Kylie, sweetie, what are you doing.

Kylie Jenner has been (for her) notoriously absent from social media since the pregnancy rumours first surfaced. Most of her Instagram feed is dedicated to her makeup line, and given she was once the undisputed queen of Snapchat, it’s a bit… odd.

According to a source, she plans to return to social media after giving birth. They told ET:

“Kylie has been chilling at home for the most part and just living her best life. She has really enjoyed this time away from the spotlight. It’s the first time she can remember in her entire life not being followed by cameras and she’s just trying to enjoy this privacy [and] she’s definitely not going to deny that she’s had a baby, or continue to evade questions about it all.

“This isn’t a permanent thing. As soon as the baby is born, she will make an announcement and introduce the baby to her fans. She will also address the fact that she went ‘dark’ on social media and in the public.”

Baited breath here, folks. I wish I was joking.

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