Apparently Kylie Jenner’s “In Denial” About The Jordyn & Tristan Shitstorm

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My friends, it’s been a real TIME in KardashianJenner land this week. Just to quickly recap: first, Khloé Kardashian really doubled down on her sad love quote Instagram posting. Then, a spicy rumour came out that her scumbag of a boyfriend (and baby daddy), Tristan Thompson, had cheated on her with Jordyn Woods — who just so happens to be the best friend of Kylie Jenner. At this stage it was all just gossip, until Koko’s BFF Malika Haqq left a very telling comment on social media that basically confirmed the entire thing.

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It’s all so awful, yet I am simply unable to look away.

I’ve loved Khloé for years. Who hasn’t? She’s always been the funniest, relatable, most down-to-earth Kardashian. I’ve interviewed her a few times and met her once, but that doesn’t make me her friend. Yet I just… care, for some reason? I want her to have a nice life. I want her to not have dickhead guys cheating on her at every turn, yet that’s what seems to happen to her every goddamn time. I hate it!

Within the actual family, of people who, y’know, actually are close to Khloé (unlike me), she’s very beloved too, and seems to be the rock who they all rely on. Kylie and Khloé are particularly close, so of course we’re all wondering just how Kylie is feeling right now, since it’s her mate who allegedly caused this latest drama.

The family is yet to officially comment on any of this mess, but that hasn’t stopped media outlets from quoting sources who have weighed in to share how Kylie and Jordyn’s friendship is faring right now.

As per E! News — which, remember, is the network that the Kardashians’ show airs on and I’ve definitely heard rumours that Kris Jenner reads every news yarn that they write about the fam — Kyles was “in denial for days” about what’s happened and “is very torn on how to handle the situation”.

I mean, it’s not my business but also I must weigh in here and say there’s only one way to handle the situation: Kylie, you clearly need to disown Jordyn forever and never talk to her again. Sure, it takes two to tango but she didn’t need to accept Tristan’s “shall we dance?”, AM I RIGHT. I don’t know guys, maybe I’m just too heavily involved in this.

Obviously this is all just “sources” stuff right now, so when official word is given — probably in 6 months on the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, if Kris Jenner has anything to do with it — you’ll be the first to know.

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