Kylie Jenner said that hiding her pregnancy for nine months has prepared her for coronavirus quarantine, so if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go pop out a secret child in approximately nine months… for preparation.
In an Instagram story on Wednesday, Jenner asserted that the reason she’s so prepared for self-isolation if because she spent so long in hiding while pregnant with Stormi.
“Another daily reminder to take this social distancing serious and self quarantine,” Jenner wrote. “I’m on day 8. my pregnancy prepared me for this. I didn’t leave the house for months.”
Yes. It was definitely the pregnancy and absolutely *not* the billions of dollars she has.
“I hope everyone is feeling well! it’s so important right now to self quarantine to ensure we aren’t endangering ourselves or anyone who can’t handle this virus,” she wrote on her Instagram story on Tuesday.
Let’s not forget, Kylie Jenner has enough money that she could probably just buy Jimmy Fallon as her personal comedian if she wanted to.
Kylie’s *expert* coronavirus advice comes just days after Kris Jenner got tested for the virus after literally having no symptoms whatsoever.
“Kris Jenner has been tested for coronavirus after attending Universal Music Group CEO Lucian Grainge’s birthday bash a couple weeks ago,” a source told ET exclusively. “Grainge tested positive and Jenner wanted to make sure she was being proactive in getting tested.”
“Kris wasn’t sick and didn’t have any symptoms, but since she was in contact with someone who tested positive, she took the test,” the source added. “Jenner luckily tested negative for coronavirus.”
Obviously, Kylie isn’t suggesting we all go out and hide a baby for nine months. But honestly, what else am I doing for the next nine months? She could be onto something here.
We stan a prepared queen.