She’s playing it really bloody coy, but word on the street is that Kylie Jenner is having a baby and sporting quite the bump. Only, we are yet to see said bump, no doubt due to some Machiavellian plot from Kris Jenner involving an exclusive pregnancy reveal and some high-paying media outlet.
We are all onto Kris’ krafty ways by now.
However, relatively reputable news site E! reports that the almost-definitely-pregnant Kylie almost-definitely confirmed the existence of her fetus over the weekend by almost-definitely throwing a luxe baby shower for over 30 lucky guests at her LA home.
A source told E! that the party’s theme very much let on that Kylie, 20, is expecting a daughter with her rapper boyfriend / feyoncé Travis Scott.
“It was a huge production with hundreds of pink roses that looked like a wedding. There were pink rose petals scattered around the pool and the posts to the tent were all wrapped in pink roses. There was also a big wall of pink flowers and a little stage.”
The Daily Mail even copped some shots taken from a nosy helicopter of the whole setup, which certainly did look very pink indeed. Controversially, the soiree took place just ONE DAY after her big sister Kim Kardashian‘s own baby shower for bub #3.
The snitch told E! of Kylie’s party that “people gave toasts and talked about what a great mum she will be during brunch…Kylie was sitting front and centre listening as people spoke.”
Well that’s nice of her to have the decency to listen as they praised her.
The pink party is only the latest development in one of the great mysteries of our time, and despite our better judgement we’re a little curious now to see if Kylie’s actually up the duff or just trolling the shit out of us because she can.
Either way, we’ll keep you posted as the plot continues to thicken.
