Nobody truly knows what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object, but when Breakfast Radio’s Biggest Pile Of Human Garbage meets Australia’s Most Loathed Reality TV Contestant, something very entertaining is bound to transpire, and earlier today, it most certainly did.
Last night, disgusting liar Blake Garvey and wronged woman Sam Frost, two people whose broken engagement is the biggest news story to hit our fair nation in recent weeks or possibly ever, appeared on Ten’s The Project, in an act of truly outstanding corporate #synergy, to discuss where it all went wrong.
Earlier today, in a gesture that was wholly spontaneous and not intended to further goose the nation’s interest in their respective #brands, Garvey phoned in to Kyle and Jackie O‘s Kiis FM show for a follow-up, to answer all the #raw and #real questions that The Project‘s Carrie Bickmore was too delicate to pose.
Needless to say, it did not go very well.
News Limited report that Sandilands, who has many good years of being terrible ahead of him, immediately began asking Garvey questions about whether “sexual incompatibility” was to blame for the breakup. He then escalated things further by calling up Sam Frost’s phone and requesting that Garvey leave a voicemail for his jilted former fiance.
“No, I’m not going to do that out of respect,” he said, quite possibly for the first time in his life. “I’m not going to do that, but thank you for your time,” he continued, before hanging up. BOOM. Jackie O laid into her partner for his rough treatment of Garvey, while Kyle, hearing the buzz of a fly in the studio, grabbed it with his four-foot, prehensile tongue and devoured it in one gulp.
Before all this happened, Garvey answered a few questions about his relationship with Frost, including why he broke their engagement off so soon (he didn’t want to “shut up” and “play along for the public”), whether he’s been seeing any of the other girls from the show (“no”) and how he felt about Sam calling him a ‘jackass’ (“she’s hurting, mate, and that’s understandable.”)
Above all, he says he has no regrets. We are all better off for knowing this.
#shineshine
#blessings
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