We’ve only been given a small taste of what’s to come in the 15th season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians but boy does it look like Kourtney Kardashian cops it this season!
In the latest teaser, sisters Kim, Khloé and Kourtney are having a meeting about Kim’s upcoming baby shower for lil Chicago West but when Kourt appears to be too focused on her phone (maybe she was texting Younes or crafting the caption for a bikini selfie or something), the others call her out.
“What do you want me to do?” Kourtney says, barely looking up. “Sit here and stare?”
“Well, thank you for the help,” Kim says, shadily adding, “Thanks for being so present.”
Kourt eventually puts her two cents in, but only to criticise Khloé’s home decor.
“Who let you choose black covers for your furniture? Disgusting,” Kourtney says. “Usually people get a cover that’s neutral to your floor. Who chooses black?”
“That’s nice, Kourtney,” Khloé responds. “Well, thanks for coming over. Thanks for being so lovely.”
“What is up your ass?” she asks Kourtney. “Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you so bitchy these days?” “Just a born bitch,” Kourt responds.
In a confessional, Khloé mentions her pregnancy, revealing that it will be discussed in this season and hell fkn YES: “Trust me, if I wasn’t pregnant, I’d have probably f—king drowned you in the pool.”
In the first trailer for the upcoming season, Kim goes at Kourt so hard that she balls like a bb.
“You’re just a bitch” a teary Kourt tells Kim who responds with, “Shut the fuck up!”
Looks like we’re in for a treat, fam.
The new season starts on E! this Monday (6th Aug) at 11am.