Well shit: The woman who supposedly leaked a DM from Khloé Kardashian yesterday about Tristan Thompson supposedly cheating and having a love child has admitted that she faked the DMs to get folks to believe her story.

Kimberly Alexander (who also goes by Kim Cakery because ofc she does) admitted in a post to her Instagram Story that she doctored the DM conversation and apologised for “going about it” the way she did.

The doctored image in question.

No, this isn’t the model who recently made claims on TikTok (that’s Sydney Chase and as far as we know, those DMs are for real). These allegations started in May of last year, and at the time, Tristan admitted that he did have sex with Kimberly Alexander but that it was a one-time thing that happened ages ago, before he started dating Khloé Kardashian.

The couple hit back with a cease and desist letter, asking her to “immediately stop defaming them with malicious defamatory lies and specious fabrications.”

In a lengthy series of Instagram Stories, Kimberly Alexander wrote: “The post I made yesterday was fake and I apologise for going about it the way I did.”

She defended herself by saying that she did it because she, ironically, is “fed up” with Khloé’s “bogus energy”, insisting that Tristan took a paternity test at a “Kardashian affiliated facility.”

“You expect me to believe that the inhome [sic] test he took was accurate?? Especially one associated with a family known for scandals and sweeping things under the rug,” she wrote, adding that her son isn’t “something you can sweep under the rug KHLOE.”

She continued, “Tristan Thompson is a scumbag womaniser which everyone knows.”

She said she’s “100%” certain that the NBA star is the father of her child and is asking for a second paternity test to be done at a facility of her choosing.

In a subsequent post, she called the Kardashian family “bogus” and threatened to “troll tf outta this situation.”

“Ya mans still dipping his uncut thang in people,” she wrote.

Meanwhile, another insider informed Daily Mail that the DM conversation between Kimberly Alexander and Khloé Kardashian was bullshit.

“Kimberly’s doctored it to make it look like Khloe DM’d her, but Khloe never did. In fact, she has been messaging Khloe, and Khloe has not been responding to recent DMs and tags by Kimberly,” the insider said.

Hmmm… we shoulda known.

Matty Galea is the Senior Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.