I don’t particularly endorse sisters slapping the bejeezus out of each other, but, given that I’ve been in self-isolation for 20 days, it’s Friday night, I’ve had two ciders and am hungry for drama, I’m not not endorsing sisters slapping the bejeezus out of each other. Enter Kim, 39, and Kourtney, 40, two little-known sisters who engaged in a mature quarrel and ultimately set the internet alight.
This was absolutely all of us watching E!’s YouTube vid of the WWE Smackdown and all the subsequent Twitter footage:
why kourtney smack kim’s head into the wall like that 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Xwh37QjZBM
— ً (@ushijima11320) April 3, 2020
Kim and Kourtney genuinely didn’t hold back. I’m amazed. I mean, at one point, Kourt literally belts Kim’s face so hard against the wall that her foundation comes off, leaving an ominous smear, which I’m sure has already been taped off, framed and will inevitably be transported to the Louvre for its 2021 post-corona reopening beside the Mona Lisa.
Moving on, the encounter has produced some amazing responses and edits from the internet, because the internet is an amazing, creative place fill with amazing, creative people. While some edits have been dubbed with amusing sound effects or soundtracks, others are just horny (we’re all in day 1289389123 of isolation and are obviously able to making anything horny).
Let’s appreciate this eclectic assortment for all that it is, shall we?
Okay, but did anyone else notice this during the Kim and Kourtney fight? 😂 Hella makeup pic.twitter.com/reEsUSSyHd
— Juliana (@Juliana12NC) April 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/diegheaux/status/1245921752900702211
me to my d!ck for the 10th time this week pic.twitter.com/R4XYBobXZu
— 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 (@arxhiiie) April 3, 2020
this kim and kourtney fight had me crying i just had to do it pic.twitter.com/i6WhH01gtY
— ★~(◡﹏◕✿) (@emodoriya) April 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/landon_leka/status/1245967810905477120
not sure if someone’s already said this but this is all i saw while Kourtney and Kim were fighting #KUWTK
pic.twitter.com/0ns1pES6DO— Makenzie Jewell (@MakenzieRae97) April 3, 2020
Kim and Kourtney at Allure
https://t.co/gQWBosNBvP— Mr. Doobie Sir (@Doobie225_) April 3, 2020
Meanwhile, Kylie is just out here being a bad bitch. We simply can’t help but stan a non-confrontational billionaire. CEO of Queenage.
