Yesterday, news broke that Kim Kardashian West either enjoys the occasional nose beers or likes to cut her sugar into little white lines. Since celebrities are not known for doing drugs AT ALL, we were inclined to believe the former. Sugar? Get that shit lined up. Disorganised sweeteners are not your aesthetic, Kimmy.
But today, we’re extremely sorry to report that neither of those options are correct at all. Kim poured ice cold water over those sugar (booger) rumours, with a series of Snapchats that prove the lines were nothing more than bits of a marble table. Goddamnit.
OMG you guys!!! Check my snap chats or insta stories I’m crying!!! That was not candy on my table! The table was marble this whole time!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 12, 2017
“Okay you guys, I just got back to my hotel room, and look at this table, same position, it’s still there,” she says, pointing the camera over the the table.
“So we did go to Dylan’s Candy shop,” she continues, holding up a bag from her shopping trip earlier that day. “I did think it was my candy sticks…” – she points the camera over to the table – “…but after all that, this table in the background is a marble table you guys!”
She even rubbed her hand over the ‘white lines’ to prove they were nothing more or less than white bits of marble.
“So come on, I don’t play like that,” she says, facing the camera. “Like, come on. I have kids, it’s just not my lifestyle, I’ve never been like that.”
“I just really can’t believe this, that it was a marble table. And I thought it was candy. LOL.”
Just a marble table ?????? pic.twitter.com/5GA14ptvqy
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 12, 2017
Even without the utterly conclusive marble table explainer, mate Chrissy Teigen had a pretty good defence that it wasn’t coke in the first place.
What kind of coke head lines up the drugs and just…doesn’t do them
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 12, 2017
Photo: Kim Kardashian / Snapchat.
