We preface this today by getting ahead of those of you who’ll inevitably chuck an almighty tantrum at the existence of this article, and will thusly throw your hands up, proclaim “this is not news!” and bemoan the fall of the media industry writ large.
sorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account ????????????
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Then came the more specific stuff.
I know the old man’s $50 million in debt, Kim – but this is absurd.
Want me to buy you some clothes? https://t.co/hEA9osB2QF— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 7, 2016
…which Kimmy summarily smacked down with a burst of legit flames.
hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Piers attempted a weak retort, but it did not work for he was already dead.
Fairly sure @kanyewest just seized control of @KimKardashian‘s phone.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 8, 2016
RIP Piers.
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
In response, Kim brought out the ether to scorch the very earth under Midler’s feet.
hey @BetteMidler I know it’s past your bedtime but if you’re still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
hey @BetteMidler I really didn’t want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
RIP in peace, Bette.
@KimKardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than-
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
@KimKardashian – just our bodies.
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
And though Moretz attempted to clarify her remarks later on…
There’s a huge difference in respecting the platform that you’re given as a celebrity and “slut shaming” something I never have done and –
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 8, 2016
– would never do
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 8, 2016
…Kardashian applied precisely the same amount of mercy to her as she did her previous victims.
let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Dead. Gone. Absolutely RIPd.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Let this be a lesson to all of you. If you come at the Queen, you best not miss.
#liberated pic.twitter.com/5UVNrokpBc
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Source: Twitter.