Kim Kardashian has straight-up killed the Christmas spirit by “quarantining” her elf on the shelf collection (elves on the shelves? I don’t know what the plural is here) and honestly, I love this for her.
At this point, we’re all well aware that Kim and Kanye fucking hate Christmas cheer. I mean, just look at their decorations from last year, they’re miserable. But until today, they were at least participating in the elf on the shelf tradition that every kid under the age of 12 is obsessed with.
In an Instagram story on Monday morning, Kim shared proof of her elves being quarantined inside mason jars (because ~aesthetics~) and honestly, I am deceased.
“I cant take it anymore!! Our elves are in quarantine for 10 days. I keep forgetting to move them! I need a break,” she captioned the story, alongside photos of the elves in their jars.
Obviously, she had to make it look authentic, so she also added a note from the elves, explaining why they’re out of action.
“We are on a 10 day quarantine! We still have our magic and will be back to flying around in 10 days,” she/the elves wrote.
At this point, I need to ask why the Kardashian Wests need *four* elves. I mean, why can’t one be enough? Is their house so big that one elf cant keep an eye on all four kids? Surely not.
I do have to give her points for staying creative and incredibly on brand for 2020 though. This is why they pay her the big bucks. Elves in quarantine? That’s genius, baby.
As for the Christmas spirit? Kim Kardashian is serving some grinchy energy but hey, 2020 has been a *year*, so who the heck am I to judge her?
