Kim Kardashian is celebrating her new Kimoji Heart KKW Fragrances by sending one to every person who’s ever crossed her. Taylor Swift, Piers Morgan, the lot.
Her fragrances drop today, and come in three scents: Bae (with blue packaging), Ride or Die (purple) and BFF (pink).
She’s sending out these incredibly extra gift boxes to certain people in her life, which a different fragrance inside an empty heart that the recipient has to smash.
I just broke open a giant chocolate candy with a Kim Kardashian fragrance in it. Any questions? pic.twitter.com/ckO4mO46K0
— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) January 31, 2018
And as well as some genuine friends and family – Kris Jenner, Paris Hilton, etc – a bunch of the ‘Bae’ scents are going out to her “haters”.
“Alright guys. I am writing the list for my press boxes,” she said on her Instagram stories. “I’m going to send them to way more than this, but I decided this Valentine’s Day, everyone deserves a Valentine, so I’m going to send them to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of because it is Valentine’s Day after all.”
It’s not, but that’s beside the point.
As well as T-Swift and Piers Morgan, Kimmy’s sending Bae to: Blac Chyna, P!nk, Chelsea Handler, Bette Midler, Sharon Osbourne, Wendy Williams, Chloë Grace Moretz, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Janice Dickinson, and Naya Rivera.
Some, like television host Wendy Williams, only crossed Kim in the last few days (she went on a tirade about Kim’s recent nude pics, saying that Kanye has “nothing for you except dribble and dribble and feeble conversation”), while others, like SMG, go back years. (She tweeted that she was “cancelling my Vogue subscription” after Kim and Kanye’s 2014 cover).
Well……I guess I'm canceling my Vogue subscription. Who is with me???
— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) March 21, 2014
Kim herself took to Twitter to clarify that not everyone receiving the Bae fragrance was a hater. Just this lot.
let me just say all haters didn't get bae. some of my real bff's got bae too and my mom!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 1, 2018
But confirmed: Kim Kardashian West is a messy bitch who loves drama. And I love it.
UPDATE: We’ve broken down the feuds for you. This is necessary and important journalism. Please, no questions at this time.