Kim K Really Wants You To Know Those White Lines In Her Snap Are Just Sugar

I come to you bearing urgent and horrifying news: celebrities have been known to use drugs. It’s the dark secret of Hollywood that they don’t just party with vitamin water and oxygen supplements.

It is in the context of this bombshell revelation that people are scrutinising Kim Kardashian‘s newest Snapchat, which clearly features some… odd-looking lines of white powder on the table behind her.
It was pointed out by a fan on Twitter, who described it as – and I quote – “durtayyyyy”. Could not agree more, really. 
Hmmm…. enhance. Enhance.

M-my god…
Kim‘s state security-like PR apparatus kicked into gear pretty quickly over this nobody’s tweet, denying that it was cocaine or any similar white powder drug. She said it was actually sugar. Not booger sugar, for the record. The regular kind, like you put in tea if you’re eleven years old.

It may well be the case. It could be sugar. I’m willing to take Kim at her word here – though it is unusual that one would cut sugar into lines. Once I inhaled Wizz Fizz when I was in Year 7 on a dare and it basically sucked and provided absolutely no high, which I had expected. Cutting sugar into lines is pointless, I’m tellin’ ya.
Fans and other Twitter users had similar insights.

Is it cocaine? Is it sugar? Who knows. One thing is for sure: it’s funny.
Source: Twitter.
Photo: Snapchat.

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