Khloé Kardashian Has Reportedly Forgiven Tristan Thompson & Oh, Honey

Alright, here we go. A mysterious yet almighty insider source has told PEOPLE that new mummy Khloé Kardashian already forgives cheating shit Tristan Thompson because you know, it was just a cheeky hook-up and not an actual affair – yeah, justify it.

According to the source, Khloé’s a bundle of a joy with her new bundle of joy and the epitome of  l o v e.

If you’re keen for all the deets, hit up People but here’s the gist of what the source says,

She’s basically already forgiven him… She is in a bubble of love and peace and happiness right now, and everything that happened with Tristan is less about ‘cheating’ and more like, it was just a random drunken hookup that meant nothing and was kissing at most and didn’t lead to anything else and was the fault of stupid groupies trying to trap him, and everybody just needs to move on.”

…the fault of stupid groupies…

Oh, but it continues.

“She loves this baby so much, and this baby is one half Tristan, and she loves Tristan. All is forgiven, all is right with the world. For this precise moment, anyway.”

Even if you bloody hate the Kardashians, you would’ve heard about how CCTV footage caught Tristan hooking up with a woman and motor boating another.

Of course TMZ got a hold of it and all hell broke loose in the Kardashian universe.

Although, this isn’t the first time Tristan’s fucked up. Tristan reportedly left his girlfriend Jourdan Craig when she was pregnant with their child, Prince Oliver. Prince is now 15-months-old.

Since all the TMZ footage came out, fans have completely torn Tristan to shreds on his social media with many expecting Khloé to leave him.

Tristan, a basketball player for the Cavaliers even got gloriously booed every single time his face appeared on the big screen. Even the commentators who probably couldn’t give a shit about any of this, had to say something because the booing was just that bad.

Drama, drama, drama.