Before I dive headfirst into something I absolutely do not understand, allow me to set a scene for you, folks. I – a big nerd who writes about tech and gaming – have been tasked with writing this yarn because our team has been ravaged by the plague. We’re light on hands and I’m doing my bit to help out where it’s needed, which means you get to read my awful take on Khloe Kardashian, who I simply do not “get”. Let us begin.

Ok, so, there’s this thing called the Met Gala, which, from my perspective, is a big wanky event where celebrities turn up dressed in weird outfits. For example, Jared Leto showed up this year carrying his own head, which is apparently normal if you have enough money to fill a garbage barge.

Now the thing with the Met Gala is that you need to be a certain amount of famous to get invited. I’m sure they have many spreadsheets on hand to work out who does and doesn’t get invites, but I’m not privy to this kind of information, so let’s just move on swiftly and efficiently.

Anna Wintour, Vogue‘s Editor In Chief and one of these assumed celebrity spreadsheet-havers, decided this year that Khloe Kardashian is “too C-list” for the event. In my mind, Wintour clicked and dragged Khloe’s name below a red line in the spreadsheet, effectively banishing her from the Gala for all time.

The ~hot goss~ comes from Radar Online, who says Khloe was the only one of her famous family to not get an invite, which is pretty rough. Even I know that’s a dog act.

Kim Kardashian, who I know as the one married to Kanye West, was at the event with her husband, along with her mum, Kris Jenner, and sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

“Kim lives for the event and she would never want her Kardashian sisters there because that would take the attention away from her,” someone close to the family’s show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, told Radar. “Everyone in the family knows that it is Kim’s night. She literally talks about it all year long.”

I know I’m incredibly out of my depth here, but that’s simply a load of horseshit, to me. The fashion world seems like a dark place and I hate it.

I hope this makes sense to people who wanted to read the red hot Khloe Kardashian news. Please know that I, a man whose daily attire consists of jeans and one of 10 black band t-shirts, tried my best.

Source: Radar Online
Image: Getty Images