Get out your best spanx, matching Australiana knitted jumpers, and tizzy yourselves up, because the actual Kath & Kim house is having a fundraising open day at the end of August, if you’re wanting to do something noice, something different, something unuuuusual with your weekend.
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If you’ve been anything like me and been tearing through all of the show now that it’s hit Netflix, you’ll be wanting to have a butcher’s at the Day-Knight/Craig née Day abode, where the girls sat in greywater in their new jacooz, where Kath and Kel tied the knot with sticky dots, and where an adult Epponnee-Rae Craig (played by Kylie Minogue) chucked a full tanty on her wedding day, which pacifically was meant to be purfect.
The house is being opened up on August 31, and it’ll cost you a $5 donation to Carrie Bickmore‘s Beanies 4 Brain Cancer Foundation, so get on the powerwalk and duck on over toot sweet. It’s doesn’t make you a crim to want to keep trim.
I can’t assure you the dining table will have been laid the night before by Kath and Kel, but the current owners are going to do a big reno soon so you could take home the fireplace or the entire kitchen if the price is right – just make sure you keep the smokes and your washing/smoking glove under the sink so your foxy moron can’t tell you’re back on the tried and true Kim diet; cigarettes and laxatives.
This will be the last chance you’ll have to get a good sticky beak into the Day-Knight residence before it’s done, finished, burrito so you’re going to want to hotfoot it down to Patterson Lakes in Melbourne to have one last box of Shapes and bottle of Baileys with your best Sharon Strzelecki. Just don’t show up in Sydney Swans gear, for heaven’s sake.
