Kanye Needs You To Know He Doesn’t Like Buttplay, Not Even A Lil’ Bit

NAH. KANYE HAS THE LAST WORD. HE ALWAYS HAS THE LAST WORD. EVEN IF THE LAST WORD IS BIZARRE AND DEFINITELY TMI.

So, you know how his ex-girlfriend, model & feminist author Amber Rose posted that absolute pearler of a shade-tweet to Kanye, about having her fingers up his butt?

This one:

Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch?

— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016

Well, Kanye’s decided he needs to reopen that conversation on a public space on the Internet:

Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 29, 2016

I’m not into that kind of shit… I like pictures and videos Me and my wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 29, 2016

And of course no one believes him. And from the 26K retweets after 16 minutes, it seems that #KanyesButt is breaking the Internet:

‘@kanyewest pic.twitter.com/3QlYKZxxH8

— RIGGI & PIROS (@RiggiandPiros) January 29, 2016

@kanyewest pic.twitter.com/U3oMOwZsY4

— G L ? S S J ? K E (@GLASSJAKE) January 29, 2016

@kanyewest pic.twitter.com/tKVoKTgNej

— Adrian Carrasquillo (@Carrasquillo) January 29, 2016

@kanyewest that’s no way to live my friend

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) January 29, 2016

So, countrymen and women, may we mark our calendars: today be the day we learned some ~cool facts~ about Kanye’s butthole.

p.s. Maybe you should try it Ye, you might like it.