Justin Theroux, husband of Jennifer Aniston, who is the ex-wife of the soon-to-be-divorced Brad Pitt from the earth mother Angelina Jolie, has reportedly “thrown shade”.
It’s honestly safe to say that Theroux didn’t know what shade was until his Instagram comments started blowing up, but shade he has allegedly thrown.
You see, the actor posted a photo of Berlin street artist Nick Flatt‘s work to Instagram. It shows a woman rudely sticking her middle finger up, surrounding by words like “Fuck Politics”, “Fuck Haters”, “Fuck Cocaine”, “Fuck Condoms”, and most importantly, “Fuck Brad Pitt”.
I mean, fuck him.
Theroux captioned with photo #currentelectionmood, but he might as well have captioned it, “Fuck Brad Pitt and his dumb hair and his stupid ex for breaking up and for everyone to start asking MY wife how she feels about a relationship that ended over a decade ago. Also fuck ‘By The Sea’, it was bad.”
I mean, that’s how everyone else interpreted it.
It soon transpired that our mate Theroux regretted whatever he had begun, and updated his caption with the longest hashtag known to man:
“#andNOthispostisNOT’shading’anyonebecauseimnotelevenyearsoldimeanseriously”
The moral of this story? What does it say about our society that a famous white guy can’t even take a pic of some #cool #Berlin #streetart without enraging the masses? For shame.
Also:
They’re the devil’s gherkin.
Photo: Getty / Jon Kopaloff.
