Like any normal person, I have a list in my head of celebrities that I believe I could beat in a fight. For me, Tom Cruise is not on that list. This is not the case for Justin Bieber, who apparently reckons he would have at least a fighting chance against the Scientologist pocket rocket.
[jwplayer HRRpaesi]
Because this is the time we live in now, Bieber has hopped on Twitter (read: dictated to an assistant) to challenge Cruise to some sort of UFC match in The Octagon.
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
While this seems extremely unlikely to eventuate, at least we know that, if it does, it will be because of Conor McGregor:
If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
If this story doesn’t have enough moving parts and onscreen characters already, McGregor used this as an opportunity to follow in Bieber’s footsteps and challenge Mark Wahlberg to a fight on the same card:
I challenge Mark Walhberg on the very same card.
Back when mark wahlberg was marky mark, I’d’ve still slapped the ears off him and took my ufc shares back.#Shares #Streams #Dazn #Espn
McGregor Sports and Entertainment— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
We’ve become oversaturated with celebrity beefs, but I for one encourage a future where they are played out as a form of gladiatorial combat.
