Heads will roll and jokes will legitimately write themselves in the upcoming, annual(ish) instalment of Comedy Central‘s legendary Roast, with Justin Bieber zeroed in as its next victim.
Can you even? James Franco‘s roast was a squinty-eyed, sexually ambiguous walk in the park, but THIS? Juggy Brodleteen literally needs “we’ll fix it in post” treatment re: his pubes; he also *genuinely* wears fedoras on the regular:
What are we living for, biebs, if not to roast thine arse to shreds?
The alarmingly easy-targeted Roast will reportedly take place on March 7, however the Roasters have not yet been announced. (Orlando Bloom, perhaps? Or at least, please, for the love of all things holy, Seth Rogen?)
Where do we even start with this? The racism? The being a douchebag? The water bottle incident? The reckless driving? The Calvin Klein campaign, FFS?
If you can’t silence the haters, join them, apparently:
Finally after all that hard work for my 21st bday it’s happening. Thanks @RyanSeacrest & @ComedyCentral for the announcement. Let’s do it 🙂
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 20, 2015
This will be epic.
Via RollingStone.
Lead image by Mark Thompson via Getty.
