There comes a point when all your mates / siblings / cousins / casual acquaintances / Facebook friends you don’t really like but can’t be arsed deleting are getting married, settling down and pumping a few kids out, and you start to wonder if you should as well.
Few people are immune to this – not even rampant royal redhead Prince Harry, who took time off from cutting a swathe through New Zealand to tell an interviewer that he is about ready to put a baby in somebody.
Could that somebody be you?
Per an AFP report, Harry, who spent the birth of his niece at an Aussie Rules game, says that being an uncle has kicked in his desire to start a family of his own.
The fifth in line allegedly wants a companion to help him “share the pressure” of royal duties – if The Royals has taught us anything, and it’s taught us a lot, ‘wearing hats’ and ‘holding your liquor’ are probably the two most vital duties you’ll be performing.
Harry doesn’t have anyone picked out quite yet. “Of course, I would love to have kids right now, but there’s a process that one has to go through,” he said.
“Tours like this are great fun, hopefully I’m doing alright by myself. It would be great to have someone else next to me to share the pressure. But, you know, time will come and whatever happens, happens I guess.”
FWIW, Harry said that he never felt comfortable with the label of “party prince” and prefers to hang about with “normal people” to keep himself sane and “ticking along.”
You hear that, normal people? This is not a fucking drill.
Get that.
Ladies, you probably have about six months to a year, tops, to get that shit locked down. Gentlemen, you can’t compete with Prince Harry, so don’t bother.
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