Okay, it’s a fact of life that all TV shows have rotating rel’s, where everyone kinda hooks up with all their friends at some point. Vampire Diaries, anyone?

It Looks Like Jughead & Veronica Are Gonna Hook Up On ‘Riverdale’ & NOPE

But usually these shows wait seasons and seasons to break up perfect couples and push weird ones together. Sometimes the weird ones even work! I’m TOOOOTALLY more here for Damon/Elena than Stefan/Elena, for example.

But hey, Riverdale? DO NOT HOOK UP JUGHEAD AND VERONICA. What the fucking fuck is this shit:

That better be some bullshit dream and not a real life event. It better be, or I will RIOT.

I’m not alone in this.

FYI, the rest of the gang are IN the hot tub when that moment happens, so we can only hope it’s some dare or jealousy move and not, y’know, the start of some new love story.

NO. I WILL NOT HAVE IT. I WILL NOT.

BUGHEAD FOREVER THAT IS FINAL.

Image: Riverdale