The Jordyn Woods cheating story, which is rapidly turning into this generation’s Watergate, hit critical mass this morning after Kylie Jenner‘s former BFF gave a tell-all interview about her part in a supposed affair with Tristan Thompson.
SO MUCH has happened in the last six hours or so, but to summarise: Khloe Karashian fired back, calling Jordyn Woods a homewrecker, then Jeffree Star of all people inserted himself into the narrative to claim the affair has been ongoing for months, and it’s all a huge mess.
As we attempted to make sense of it all, social media did what social media does best in trying times, and produced volumes upon volumes of reaction memes.
“Oh bloody hell, PEDESTRIAN TV“, I hear you say, “are you about to do one of those articles where you collect a bunch of Tweets on the big topical story of the day?”
Yes, that’s what’s about to happen, and obviously you clicked on it because you want some of that good Kardashian kontent, and now here we all are. Please enjoy, and scroll to the bottom, for all our rolling updates on the Jordyn Woods saga.
Welp, now I guess Jordyn Woods has to tell us who Kylie’s REAL baby daddy is…
It’s only fair. pic.twitter.com/QHriNQvI7x— ✨️♤N|A|S♤✨️ (@gorgeousglamher) March 1, 2019
Khloe Kardashian blames Jordyn Woods for ruining her relationship with Tristan…not the other 78 women
Meanwhile Tristan like:#RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/dS4uID9tAz
— Nicole Perez (@nicole_perez1) March 1, 2019
Tristan :
Cheated on Jordan Craig when she was 8 months pregnant with his son.Cheated on Khloe when she was 9 months pregnant with his daughter.
Tried to take advantage of a drunk 21 year old Jordyn Woods at a party.
Khloe :
“Jordyn broke us up!” pic.twitter.com/Fn1d3El5VV— Lily Atkinson (@lilyatkinson95) March 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/Jennykay5real/status/1101613919179862028
https://twitter.com/TheRealMusiji/status/1101609265326886912
https://twitter.com/nmanful/status/1101629371973029889
Jordyn Woods: h-
Tristan: pic.twitter.com/UNHu6yRpPS
— 🍄 (@quorn_anon) March 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/Johnnys_Eye/status/1101611364655788032
Everyone watching the Jordyn Woods’ interview pic.twitter.com/YrJdrZLPsS
— insta.single (@insta_single) March 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/SohailBuddy/status/1101628484584124416
https://twitter.com/pauline_4/status/1101601911227207680
https://twitter.com/KtotheRIZZLE/status/1101629324694835200
My day going back and fourth all day between the Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson, and Jordyn Woods drama. pic.twitter.com/U4cZWKphN3
— Rachael (@RachaelEfff) March 1, 2019
Black Twitter our here securing book and movie deals, brand partnerships, sponsorships and all that for Jordyn Woods. pic.twitter.com/RwGBTZ7Lsh
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) March 1, 2019
Kris Jenner, Khloe, Kim, Kylie & Kendall are all on Group FaceTime talking about Jordyn Woods & Tristan Thompson.
Meanwhile Kourtney Kardashian is at home unbothered, baking gluten free cookies for the kids, eating vegan kale chips & ignoring their phone calls like: pic.twitter.com/NhwDCWXYH1
— Jerome Trammel, MBA (@MrJeromeTrammel) March 1, 2019
Tristan Thompson: You don’t have to go home, you can spend the night right here, I have a room just for you…
Jordyn Woods: pic.twitter.com/E3JynQoxrR
— Jerome Trammel, MBA (@MrJeromeTrammel) March 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/News27S/status/1101625026279813120
https://twitter.com/okayjaya/status/1101611999597780992
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