Australia has rightfully/ justifiably/ collectively concluded that Andrew – more fondly know as “Jonesy” – is a full-blown, morally-bankrupt douchebag. Don’t shoot the messenger etc, but when asked where he looks when Cheryl talks to him (by the dude that frequents the strip clubs, mind you), he said “her eyes, of course“, but did some weird air boob grab while he said it and I’m not into it. Neither is the whole country tbh.
Andrew should have stayed in WA and left us thinking he was a great guy. Now we all know he’s a prick. #9Married https://t.co/Iql00pCAGq
— Neil Boal (@boalyboy) March 5, 2017
Fuckin hell Jonesy, you can’t even blame booze. Your drinking fuckin Solo #9married
— Lindsay (@LindsayNickname) March 5, 2017
Andrew is such a dick! #9married
— Carrie White (@TheOnlyAnimal93) March 5, 2017
Honestly, Andrew is just a cunt. #9married
— BUNNY (@bunnymacc) March 5, 2017
I can’t believe how Andrew acted. So disgusting, he should be ashamed of himself. #9Married @MarriedAU
— William (@willziz) March 5, 2017
To clarify, this isn’t just about the boob jab. Andrew, who is 38 to Cheryl’s 25, bagged out his experiment girlfriend in general – as Lionel would say – all night long.
When asked what Cheryl likes to talk about he replied, “Hair extensions, hair extensions, the Kardashians, those are the topics that come up.”
Also:
“She drives like she talks. She drives super quick, she’s like Rocky on Mount Panorama and I grip the Jesus bar like no one’s business.”“Lauren [Andrew’s runaway bride] had a chance to come back and I knocked it, thinking things couldn’t get worse, Lauren’s actually heaps more fun to hang out with than Cheryl.”“I’m single.”
Worst part? Jonesy’s BS conversation with “da boiz” was contrasted with Cheryl’s conversation with ~ the girls ~, where she was telling ’em how she’s still hopeful and optimistic about things working out. Damn these producers are good.
She did open up about the convo on Today this morning, though. “I’m all for a bit of banter, but not to take it that far and be degrading,” she said.
“I wish I was a fly on the wall for that boys’ night.”
Best part? Australia is now more in love with cowboy Sean and former-noodle head Simon, as they stood up for Cheryl and saw Jonesy for the fuckbag he is.
#9married
*Andrew opens his mouth, even just for a second.
Anyone remotely normal: pic.twitter.com/KGohhvaHRG— Tess Murphy (@TessM22) March 5, 2017
I’m no expert when it comes to editing reality shows, but it’s hard to imagine this being a stitch up.
Let’s skip to the next episode where Cheryl wraps him up and John Aiken shits on their non-existent marriage certificate, shall we.
Photo: Channel 9.
