Hope you’re thirsty, hunty, ‘coz queen Jonathan Van Ness has some tasty tea for us about his early Queer Eye days.
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During his appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, JVN was asked about the audition process for the Netflix incarnation of the makeover series.
“It was a three day, very intense ballroom Glendale hotel room situation,” he said. “It took, like a week and it basically felt like cheerleader try-outs from hell.”
“It was a lot of Miss Universe, a lot of heartburn. Being around so many talented people who all wanted the same thing, I just ate so many cookie pizzas at night from the stress.”
Professional shit-stirrer Andy Cohen then said, “I think the idea of all these gay guys in a hotel together auditioning for Queer Eye, they had to all be banging at night.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was a single father,” a coy JVN responded. “I don’t know, I was very busy raising my cats and eating pizza.”
“There was maybe one boy,” he then admitted. “The [Fab Five] boys know. But they’ll never tell you, it’s very horrific…horrific in embarrassing terms. It culminated in the most embarrassing end to a first date you could ever…”
“There was, and it’s not me… it was the other person, honey,” Van Ness said. “There was a Prince Albert that was ripped out, before anything happened… So I lovingly refer to the whole experience as ‘bloodgate.’ It was very traumatic.”
For those of you who are a little rusty on your piercing terminology, a Prince Albert is basically a dick piercing.
So, yeah… thanks for that visual JVN.
