Today in enormous: Mad Men‘s leading pants man, Jon Hamm, is currently “trending” worldwide (according to the complex algorithms of the Twitter meter) because of his – how should I phrase this? – giant penis.
Hamm’s salami has been the object of fascination ever since paparazzi snaps of his lengthy right-leaning crotch sausage made the rounds a while back, but apparently the package is now impacting productivity on the Mad Men set where Hamm has allegedly been instructed to wear underwear because it turns out large penises are very distracting.
The New York Daily News got the reins on this massive scoop from an “AMC Insider” who told them: “This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination. Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.” The source also claims that during seasons one and two, AMC’s marketing team even had to do some Photoshop magic on promotional booklets that went out to press in order to make his privates more, well, private.
This means that in addition to extreme talent, success and handsomeness Jon Hamm also has an extreme penis.
Now pardon me while I go Google Image search ‘Jon Hamm wearing khakis’ for the next 15-20 minutes.
Photos by Michael Kovac, Noel Vasquez for Getty Images.
