Your boy John Mayer has a few questions for Justin Bieber, after the singer took to Instagram to share a particularly steamy photo of himself doing kissy-kissy stuff with fiancee Hailey Baldwin in a hot tub.
Sure, the pic of the newly-engaged couple is romantic and it epitomises #HotTubGoals and everything like that, and it has racked up more than 8 million likes at the time of writing, but the question remains: who the bloody hell took it?
“Interesting dynamic with the photographer in the hot tub,” Mayer wrote in the comments beside the photo. “That’s gotta feel super third wheel. I see a lot of myself in this hot tub photographer. Imagine being in a hot tub on business.”
The DOES feel super weird and it’s actually all I can think about right now … Who DID take the pic? Were they in the tub, awkwardly feeling the heat rising off Justin and Hailey, or where they sort of uneasily lying on their belly on the concrete beside the pool?
Were there a lot of photos that didn’t make the cut? Did the unknown photographer have the couple ‘do a silly one’ with their tongues sticking out or whatever? To be honest, the logistics of this entire situation will haunt me for the rest of the day.
Speaking of ~steaming hot content~, I’ll just take this opportunity to remind everyone that John Mayer’s bathroom selfie game remains extremely on-point.