WATCH: John Cena’s Completely Cooked Clapback To The Rock’s ‘Threat’

So last night, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote his new movie RampageThings were going all nice and smoothly when all of a sudden, Jimmy decided to bring up John Cena who’s an upcoming guest. If you don’t know, Dwayne and John had a bit of a scripted rivalry during The Rock’s time on WWE… at least that’s what most of us thought.

Turns out they actually had some real major issues with each other, the more you know.

Like Dwayne, John has slowly been moving into Hollywood – think John’s butt and talking dirty in Chinese in Trainwreck so Jimmy decided to ask if there was any ‘rivalry’ between the two now.

“In the world of wrestling, it’s fictionalised, it’s a TV show but we had – our rivalry – it was so real, we had real problems with each other. We really did which, by the way, lead to record breaking pay per views. But we had real issues with each other, so when you see him you can talk to him. NOW, what’s great about our relationship is he’s one of my best friends. We talk all the time and I’m rooting for him to win.” 

AWWWW-

“Look, when you do see him, just send him my love but tell him, DJ always wants to remind you that if he ever acts up I will knock his teeth so far down his throat that he’ll stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush them.” 

Ah yeah… but at least this rivalry evolved into an obviously loving friendship unlike the apparent disconnect between Dwayne and Vin Diesel. 

You can watch that endearing interview below.

Then today, John Cena hopped onto the late show looking humongous as he promoted his new film, Blockers  and replied to The Rock while looking directly into the camera.

If you’ve ever stalked John’s social media before or ‘accidentally’ watched WWE’s Total Bellas (the reality show about sisters Nikki and Brie Bella and their husbands AKA John and Daniel Bryan) then you’ll know John is quite the interesting intellectual that’s on a whole different level. He’s like five different people in one which completely explains whatever the hell he’s on about below.

“Listen up Dwayne Johnson, if that is your real name, because everyone around the world knows that your first name is T Herock, you just pronounce it all stupid and it makes me even more pissed off. Listen, if you think you’re making threats to me, and think shoving a toothbrush up my bum is a threat, I got some advice for you pal, and by pal I totally mean my best friend… watch Blockers and then watch it again because if you think shoving a toothbrush up my butt is a threat then you got news coming back. There’s been a funnel up there, there’s been a parking cone, there’s more traffic in that region then Monday on the 405 in both directions.” 

Oh, but it gets weirder.

“Can we just analyse what a tooth paste and tooth brush does – it cleans right? So your threat to me is you wanna clean my butt? Oh, ok pal, ok pal you got the job but if I was you I’d bring a body suit, latex gloves ‘cos down there is like a Mississippi cornfield at downport.  It is just mud and vegetation down there pal so the question I have for you T Herock is, do you really wanna smell John Cena’s butt now?”  

Righto.

Here’s the wild video below.

Such a coincidence Wrestlemania 34 is just around the corner on Monday 9 April. 

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