Welcoming new life into this dark shitty world of ours tends to make people go a little bit goo-gaa, particularly if said little life spurned from their own loins.
The latest victim to fall into this pit of ultra self-awareness is none other than ‘10 Things I Hate About You”s Andrew Keegan, who played the film’s fourth biggest heartthrob after Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Nigel-with-the-brie.
You know, this guy:
He just welcomed baby girl Aiya Rose with his girlfriend Arista Ilona into the world, and gave the mother-of-all announcement notices to US Weekly.
You ready for this?
“My beloved partner and I are overjoyed to welcome a healthy baby girl into our world,” he said. “Our hearts are full of love, and we are thrilled to embrace our role as her parents.
“We look forward to embracing the sacred responsibility of parenthood as well as learning from this spirit. Our intention is to raise our child in a co-creative environment where truth and love are foremost. We welcome your thoughts and prayers for this incubating life.”
Not to shit on anyone’s baby parade or anything… actually, that’s exactly what we’re doing. Blame our bitter twister souls whose parents didn’t love them enough. As long as they’re not asking anyone for prayers for this incubating life – wtf is that anyway – we’re good.
Source: US Weekly.
Photo: 10 Things I Hate About You.
