Joe Keery Just Got A Fucking Bowl Cut & I’m Suffering From Secondhand Haircut Regret

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PSA: Joe Keery just got a bowl cut. I repeat, JOE KEERY JUST GOT A BOWL CUT.

The Stranger Things star’s luscious locks are part of the package at this point. Steve Harrington is (was) a hair god, but it looks like his gorgeous mullet is gone forever.

At a Chanel dinner last night, Joe Keery debuted whatever the fuck is going on with his bowl cut to the world. And let’s just say, it’s… something.

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Mum, can you please pick me up now? I’m scared.

If you’re looking to stand out at a Chanel fragrance launch, I suggest going to your hairdresser and just asking them to completely fuck your shit up.  Who cares about the new perfume when there’s THIS news.

Keery attended the event with his girlfriend Maika Monroe, where he shocked guests and the entire internet with a drastic change to his signature style.

The new ‘do could be for a new role, his IDMb page does say he’s got a movie called Free Guy coming out next year, but I’m not sure it’s the story of bowl-cut man.

Joe Keery’s hair has been a major talking point in countless interviews since he first entered the Stranger Things screens. With hair as luscious as his, it’s not shocker interviewers a

“If the haircut is good, that’s half the job. It’s just a blow-dry with stuff in the back. Sarah Hindsgaul, who is the head of hair, is totally killer. She’s the best. She does the hair for the entire cast, and you can see how accurate and subtle her work is. It’s not, like, in-your-face ‘80s hair; it’s really nice and tasteful. She’s the hair guru,” he told Esquire in 2017 (before the death of the glorious locks).

Honestly, I’m not quite sure if this is an absolutely monstrosity or a cool guy vibe. I just REALLY hope this doesn’t become one of those trends that everyone else copies. Joe Keery *might* be able to pull this off, but ya boi at the local footy club absolutely cannot.

Obviously, the internet has been in a period of mourning for the luscious locks. I’m not quite sure when we’ll recover, but hopefully Stranger Things 4 has some sort of mullet wig to bring back the dream hair.

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