Jodhi Meares’ Lush Point Piper Pad Is Yours For $2 million

Who needs a billionaire husband when you can divorce him in exchange for wealth of your own? Former apple of James Packer‘s eye, Jodhi Meares, is selling her Point Piper home, one of three properties that formed the multimillion-dollar property package comprising Meares’ payout after she ripped his beating heart out of his chest and stomped on it repeatedly back in 2002. 

The ex- supermodel and two-time host of Australia’s Next Top Model also acquired a terrace in Paddington for her mother ($900,000) and a house in Bronte that she cashed in for a tidy $3.41 million as part of the package. 

Here are some shots of the apartment which goes to auction on June 12.
To get on board with Meares’ unwanted goods, hand over your $2 million, look in the mirror and mouth assuredly to yourself “Oh, you fancy huh?” Then, run a bath full of San Pellegrino, sparkling, and break everything in your current piece-of-shit-by-comparison home.

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