Gadzooks! At the start of last year, film pundits queued around the block to shit on I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, the Casey Affleck-Directed mockumentary revolving around actor, non-rapper and potential crazy person Joaquin Phoenix.
And though the critical defecation was metaphoric, in a recent screening of the film (for the purposes of securing funding/distribution) Hollywood Executives were met with a scene in which someone literally shits on Joaquin Phoenix. For reals.
The LA Times reports: It’s far from the Joaquin Phoenix you’re used to seeing onscreen: snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly…Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.”
We’re hoping it’s an awkward but unintentionally hilarious amalgam of the below two videos…
