Look guys, I’m no spring chicken. By which I mean I’m not twelve years old and my 21st birthday is behind me. Still, there’s hope for the future and it’s J.Lo partying harder than a munted 18-year-old at her 50th.
[jwplayer sVILPwzU]
Honestly, look at this video her fiance A.Rod (do you feel like this alliance was on purpose with the abbrev names, I think yes) uploaded to Insta last night.
J.Lo herself also uploaded a wild one.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Wne7kAg3Z/
I just need to unpack my feelings here for a minute, because there are a lot of them. Just indulge me, OK?
1. What Have I Been Doing With My Life?
Honestly, J.Lo is out here headbanging to like, what I think is trap music but actually I do not understand music at all so it likely is not trap (someone enlighten me). I just once heard trap music and it scared me a bit, and this track scares me a bit. That is the foundation for this assumption.
Anyway moving on – J.Lo is 50. And she is up all night in sequins partying like a demon. Do you know what I did last night? I got home, ate some healthy salmon and salad, refilled my essential oil vaporiser with bulk lavender and went to bed at 9.30 after Love Island.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WQDJQAOIv/
2. There’s Hope For Me Yet
On the flip side, the fact J.Lo is still such a badass/babe/lord at 50 means there are no rules. Which obviously there never were – do what the fuck you want when you want, whatever age you are! But you know how it is, you feel like you’re getting old and you don’t wanna go out to Wednesdays at The Sheaf anymore, and then you’re like that’s it time to buy 5 cats and recluse myself.
Except at any point you can clearly be like BAM! Party rockin’ bitch is BACK! And chuck a J.Lo. As she proves here.
3. Where’s My A-Rod?
Hands up if you want a bloke (or gal) who loves you so much they stand behind you fist-pumping while you take the stage with your hair whips. And then uploads it proudly to Instagram.
4. Maybe I Should Get Hair Extensions
This is really the leading thought right now. THAT J.LO HAIR IS LIFE.
