It absolutely goes without saying, but consider this me standing upon high giving the ole’ SPOILERS alphorn a red hot toot.
The last week of ‘The Bachelorette‘ is fast approaching, after Georgia got sick of hanging around the clearly-not-gonna-wins and the herd was cut squarely in half last week.
So with five remaining, all reasonably serious contenders, the question of “who of the pack is gonna separate themselves from the enfeebled buffoons who will soon have their hearts summarily shattered into a million pieces” rages.
And folks, let me tell you, it looks 100% like the inside track has been found, and the Final Two could well be about to massacre many an office pool. At least if this yarn from the New Idea is to be believed.
(Again, I repeat at this stage with the utmost emphasis, SPOILER HORN. Toot bloody toot.)
Take all of this with at least a few grains of salt if you must, but if this is right, then the last two who will be duking it out for Georgia‘s sweet, dorkish heart will be Lee and Matty J, in what’s absolutely gotta be the biggest boilover in ‘Bachelorette Australia‘ history.
The story goes that, although the bulk of the filming on the series wrapped back in August and Georgia’s largely gone to ground with *someone* in the months since, extra filming for the series finale was going down in Singapore as late as last week. And they weren’t exactly trying real hard to hide the filming process either.
The “source” asserts that Georgia was spotted holding hands, smewchin’, and generally canoodlin’ with Lee and Matty J in and around the Singapore area as the final single dates of the series played out ahead of one last rose ceremony.
What’s more, there’s bloody pap photos of the emotional ménage à trois to back the claims up. Observe them here if you *absolutely must*, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
In response to the info leaking, bookmakers have already shortened their odds on the pair, with Sportsbet putting Lee at a tight $1.50, while the underdog story that is Matty J continues to come in, with his odds now rating a solid $3.50.
If true, this not only continues Matty J’s Western Bulldogs-like run through the finals, but absolutely obliterates everything I thought I knew about this damned show.
Either way, we’re off on home visits this week, which is bound to get gnarly in a big hurry. Because nothing takes the previously jovial nature of the show on a one-way trip to Serious Town quite like a pair of genuinely concerned parents who still aren’t quite sold on this whole “trying to score a root off a TV show” thing.
And if it produces a moment half as good as this one from last year’s efforts…
…then lord, will it have all been worth it.
Source: New Idea.
Photo: Channel Ten.
