Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On Live TV, That’s Just What She’s Like


By default, the below video is the best thing we’ve seen come out of the Home Shopping Network this year in that it’s the only thing we’ve seen come out of the Home Shopping Network this year, but please don’t let that diminish its powerful impact.

When Jessica Simpson made a recent appearance to spruik her line of jeans, Twitter noticed something a little off about her giggling, slurring performance, and her name began trending, as people accused her of being drunk as balls. 
“Ashlee is, like, the best at wearing gray,” she said at one point. “Like, she’s very rock ‘n’ roll, but there’s something about a gray, that’s, like, sexy. Maybe it’s her and her husband, they share jeans … I have no idea … I dunno, there’s just something hot about them.”
Observe live TV at its finest:
Drunk or not, however, Jessica Simpson can move a hell of a lot of inventory. When all was done and dusted, Home Shopping Network said that her collection sold out; host Colleen Lopez confirmed as much, sharing a photo of the pair together after the two-hour show
As for the question of whether Simpson was indeed inebriated during her appearance, HSN wouldn’t be drawn in, and in a statement to the media, said only:
“It was fun to have Jessica make her HSN debut with her mother Tina last night. We were happy to host them and thrilled with the way customers responded to the collection.”

News and current affairs web portal TMZ contacted someone close to Jessica, who cleared the whole thing up: 

“Sources close to Jessica say the clip circulating of her giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time. They say for the lion’s share of her time on the show, she was lucid and polished.”

Done. Case closed. That’s just what Jessica Simpson is like m’kay?



You keep doing you, Jess.

via People

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