Oh, what, you thought the long nightmare of Jessica Simpson posting insane pictures of her swollen foot was over? YOU THOUGHT WRONG, SON, as overnight, the singer somehow found an even wilder photo to share with her millions of Instagram followers, and now here we are.
As you may recall, last weekend, Simpson turned to social media to share a painful-looking photo of her foot, which appeared to be swollen due to complications from her pregnancy. She asked followers for advice and home remedies, and based on that, she settled on one: cupping.
Cupping, according to a Google search I performed around three seconds ago, is an an alternative medicine technique in which vessels are placed on the skin to create suction. The process is “poorly supported by scientific evidence”, so your weird aunt in Mullumbimby probably froths it.
Anyway, you came here to see another weird pic of a foot and I’ve held you up for way too long with this introductory crap, so here you go, check THIS bad boy out:
Jessica Simpson actually provided before-and-after pics of her cupping session, and the swelling in her ankle seems to have gone down, so problem solved, I guess:
Proving that she is one of the most underrated comedy talents of her generation, Simpson also did that ten-year photo challenge that we all briefly lost our minds for this week, tying with Mariah Carey for the most creative entry:
Jessica Simpson is currently expecting her third child with husband Eric Johnson, and we nervously await whatever he next weird foot pic turns out to be.Image: Getty Images / Raymond Hall