Sorry, weird slashfic writers of the online. The Internet’s Very Own Girl™ Jennifer Lawrence appears to be formally off the market.
Lawrence and her art dealing boyfriend of eight months Cooke Maroney are fully engaged, according to reports from entertainment rags this afternoon.
Rumours of the popped question began swirling after Lawrence and Maroney were spotted at Lower Manhattan’s iconic French bistro Raoul’s where Lawrence was said to be sporting one hell of a rock on the ole’ mitt.
Reps for Lawrence subsequently confirmed today that the pair are, indeed, headed down the aisle at some point in the not too distant future.
— Page Six (@PageSix) February 5, 2019
Maroney, 34, is director of the famed Gladstone 64 art gallery on New York’s Upper East Side, which is home to artists such as Carroll Dunham, whose daughter just-so-happens to be Lena Dunham, because all rich people know no more than 12 other people each.
The duo began dating each other early last year, following Lawrence’s split from director Darren Aronofsky in December of 2017.
They were introduced by Lawrence’s best friend/also Maroney’s friend Laura Simpson, who you may remember as Lawrence’s 2014 Oscars date, seen here turning her neck into a handrail during J-Law’s now-infamous red carpet fall.
So there it is, folks. Jennifer Lawrence. Engaged to be married.
How the hell about it.