“Jeff Goldblum is serving sausages from a food truck in Circular Quay” is a perfectly ordinary collection of words that, when put together in that order, becomes fucking insane. What’s even more insane, is that IT’S REAL.
Yes, Chef Goldblum himself, possibly the most perfect creature on the Earth, is slinging suassos to Sydneysiders like a mad cunt this afternoon. At this stage, you might be asking “Uh, why is he doing that?” and all we can tell you is: he won’t tell us.
In an interview with Merrick Watts on Triple M (which he adorably started by saying “Hello my name is Jeff Goldblum“), he very vaguely said it’s for “research“:
Goldblum: One may ask… you know it’s kind of a secret. It’s a mystery that I can’t divulge but I’m filming something here that has something to do with food.Watts: You can’t divulge why?Goldblum: I wish I could but I think very soon you’ll know. You might be less surprised than you think because you know, nothing about me is that big a deal (editor’s note: this is wrong).
Is he going to host a cooking show (please God, say yes)? Is he going to star in a movie where he plays a guy that sells sausages? We just can’t tell you. As a consolation, however, here is one of his best bits from Portlandia:
Source: Merrickville / Triple M Sydney.
Photo: Instagram / ElJaydo.
