January Jones Runs Out of Fucks to Give, Posts Epic Instagram Rant

January Jones, a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a season five Betty Draper fat suit wrapped in a mystery, took to Instagram yesterday to post a lengthy rant about how men should serve women instead of “ACTING LIKE LITTLE BITCHES WITH VAGINAS” (emphasis hers). 
This rant poses a lot more questions than it answers. Is it because, as NY Mag speculates, she’s tired of constantly being asked if she’s a feminist, and decided to troll everybody? Has the final season of Mad Men brought up some repressed rage against Don Draper? Or does she just straight-up not give a fuck?
Read it and weep:

#truth stolen from @zoeisabellakravitz

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All anybody knows is that the rant is credited to Jones’s X-Men: First Class co-star Zoë Kravitz.

Back on April 5th! #??

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