In news that painfully illustrates the ridiculousness of BP’s oil spill debacle, the US Federal Government have enlisted noted boat expert James Cameron to offer possible containment methods for the leak. Cameron, who pioneered “submersible” technology in his 1989 film “The Abyss”, is “considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies” which makes sense if the Government intends to remotely produce a film called An Inconvenient Truth About Humans: Worst Species Ever.
But they don’t, so it doesn’t. At this stage Cameron, along with a panel of scientists and officials from the Environmental Protection Agency have met at least once to brainstorm a suitable plan of attack. No word yet on whether Cameron’s involvement has yielded any results but rest assured that the spill will be tackled in three dimensions with a solution that is cribbed entirely from 1992’s Ferngully. Problem solved Planet Earth.
Via AP
