J-Law Says She’s Buttering Up Timothée Chalamet Like “A Pig For Slaughter”

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence is the latest person to jump on the Timothée Chalamet is “oh so sexy and talented and did I mention really sexy as well” bandwagon and tbh, it’s kind of hard to blame her.

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonightthe 27-year-old actress and star of the upcoming film Red Sparrow revealed that she’s pretty damn keen on the young heartthrob.

“Timothee, I’m waiting for him to get a little bit older, you know?” she said last week. “[I’m] buttering him up like a pig for slaughter, and then I’m going to swing right in there as soon as he’s, like, 30.”

“He’s old enough to say that, right? He’s over 18?” she reckons. “What if I was like, ‘He’s hot!’ and he’s 15?’”

22-year-old Timothée is only 5 years younger than J-Law, so it wouldn’t actually be that weird… if Jennifer didn’t mind dating someone who looks like every private schoolboy I’ve ever seen.

Timothée seems pretty damn keen on her as well, as if he wouldn’t be.

“If I saw Jennifer Lawrence — I already met her, so I don’t know why I would still be geeking out — I would totally be as starstruck as if it was the first time,” he said.

Geez guys, wait 5 years and then get a room pls.