I think we can pretty much all agree that weed is, on balance, mostly harmless. The Devil’s lettuce has long been put to good use as the inspiration for entire genres of comedy and music, making TV way more interesting than it deserves to be, and doing actual good shit like providing pain and nausea relief to cancer patients.
There are reasons it’s rapidly becoming decriminalised, and one of them is that it’s just… not that bad for you.
But let’s not kid ourselves: it’s not like partaking of the Caribbean cabbage does nothing. And there’s certainly no scientific or anecdotal data to back up the statement that “weed does not impair you“, as purported back in January by someone on Twitter called @TROLLGAWDD.
https://twitter.com/TROLLGAWDD/status/822533955132018690
C’mon, friend. Weed impairs you. Usually in a fun and consequenceless manner, but yeah – weed definitely impairs you, my bro.
Allow the internet to provide evidence. Reams and reams of dumb, stoner evidence.
My sister and i waited in the drive thru for 15 minutes just to find out we were behind a parked car. https://t.co/wR103Dmb2v
— Michaelada (@mike_carrillo5) October 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/julietkallen/status/915435373458681856
once i couldn’t figure out how to eat a dorito so i got sad and just crunched it up in my hand https://t.co/OjNhsv7TfZ
— bear! (@bearphobe) October 5, 2017
I once had to pause Netflix because i couldn’t taste my Dr. Pepper https://t.co/HEvaHbiB9h
— Billward 🎧 (@Billward_) October 4, 2017
Clearly u have never sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green for 5 minutes https://t.co/zik8WRDE3k
— sylvia (@xvipsyche) October 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/velveteen_72/status/915684285436264448
https://twitter.com/epicallyem/status/915682171289063425
https://twitter.com/SadnessEverdeen/status/915603202657198080
https://twitter.com/EvilEmperorJerg/status/915458892900925442
It’s just an untenable position to hold, my dude. Weed clearly impairs you.
ate a bowl of cereal out of a coffee filter and couldn’t figure out why the milk was disappearing
— Kay 🐝 (@Kay_beex) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/thenaturalblu/status/915402860044734464
One time I laughed so hard looking at my subway sandwich that I had to go take a walk
— diet dr kelp (@babynoseblanch) October 4, 2017
Tell me why tf I was tryna order a lemonade at Denny’s once and I said “watermelon” instead on accident
— Andrew 3000 (@ndrewBailey) October 3, 2017
I made my friend stop playing a song because I had a better song to play and then played the same song
— Poser Bozo (@mzcescapie) October 4, 2017
My blazéd brethren know the struggle is real. “Weed doesn’t impair you“. PUH-LEASE.
